Grandmother`s gift

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    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
    He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
    I was not so pleased.
    I turned to Mom and said, `I`m surprised at you.
    Don`t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?` Mom smiled and then replied.....`Oh, I remember....`
  • Valentine cards A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
    He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them
  • Bus Station 'Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana.
    When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down, Santa said,''wait ,what is this,lying on the road?'
  • Elevator Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.
  • Balding problem ! A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
    `How can I help you?` asked the stylist. Listen lady, I`m a rich man but...
  • Wrong train Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
    He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested.
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